Would you believe a role-play game out there rated Velocity as having "no
talents"?! Rubbish! Just think of all the things our fast femme would be
awesome doing! Here's only the beginning of the jobs Velocity would rule
at! And since one can't be a superhero all the time, this accelerated aphrodite
is looking for a job. Email your suggestions in for Velocity's job search!
Post Office. "No longer snail-mail! Now offering standard and High Velocitytm special
shipping!"
Pizza delivery! "Domino's delivers
from our ovens to your door in 3 seconds!"
Animator. "Slash your costs: this one-woman animation studio can turn
out a feature film in one week!"
Photo Lab worker. "Film developed and printed as fast as digital!"
Seminar Attendant. "Never swear the you should have been sitting
down when the pension announcements were made: with our attendant, you'll
have the security of a chair placed under you before you have half collapsed!"
Valet. "You car delivered before you reach the curb!"
Dietician! Seen that body? Seen her energy? Then 'nuff said.
Store Security. "Shoplifters don't have a chance!"
Day Care Aid. "Your child picked up and delivered personally in moments
(not responsible for wind burn)."
Grocery store price checker. "Never wait in long lines while prices are
checked. Our checker confirms prices instantly!"
Private Detective. "If she can't keep up with your philandering husband's
rounds, no one can."
RailRoad Track Safety Inspector. "Any length of track personally inspected
in moments."
Specialist Record Dealer. "Imports delivered from anywhere in the world
- while you wait!"
Shoe Shine Girl. "Shoes shined to perfection instantly!"
Clearly, Carin will never be short of job prospects!